April 2012 Jokes

Here are jokes for this month.
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Ev

Did you hear about the sardines who saw a submarine?
They thought it was a can of people!

What do you call a snake that is good at math?
An Adder!

Did you hear about the turkey that swallowed a guitar?
He plays a tune every time they are plucked!

What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He got toad away!

Did you know I keep cookies in my joke books?
I like crumby jokes!