Wednesday, August 5, 2026

How Much Is Your Laundry Worth pt. 1

How Much Is your Laundry Worth? Part 1

In this multi-part series, we’re exploring the most common metrics together and arm ourselves with the best possible understanding of how, when and why each part of the valuation is used.

Ian Gollahon 8 min read

How much is your laundromat worth? 

For private and public businesses of all sizes, there is a whole language and tradition around the pricing of productive assets. Laundromats are typically a combination of hard assets and positive cash flow, so many business people, especially those who manage a variety of private or public equities, already have the tools on their toolbelt to arrive at a reasonable market valuation. In this multi-part series, we’re exploring the most common metrics together and arm ourselves with the best possible understanding of how, when and why each part of the valuation is used.

#1: The meaning of “Asset Sale”

An “asset sale” does not imply that only tangible assets are being sold.

Almost every sale of a laundromat is bought and sold in what is typically referred to as an “asset sale.” An “asset sale” is not necessarily what you are buying – but it is certainly how you are buying it. Laundromats are purchased in this way so that the new owner can start a fresh depreciation schedule and possibly take Section 179 expense elections. These GAAP standards and tax treatments dramatically reduce the amount of taxable income for the buyer. We’ll talk more about this under “Net Income.”

We can all agree that a laundromat with brand new machines is worth more than a laundromat with 20-year-old machines. Much like a 20-year-old car, outdated machines can sometimes be more expensive to keep operating and repairing than they are to replace. Because of this, the value of the assets, specifically the washers and dryers, often become a central talking point of the valuation for any laundromat.


There’s a good argument to be made for calculating the value of the assets as a discrete part of the purchase price – even if that number mostly exists in your head. It’s true that the buyer and/or the seller often conflate the machinery and the earnings into their valuation multiple, but they’re also both aware that the machinery is adding or subtracting some amount to the earnings multiple. For this reason, it’s best to get a good idea of how much life is left on the equipment and get a decent appraisal on what the machines are worth.

Balance Sheets are designed to track assets and their depreciation or Section 179 deductions. If a balance sheet is detailed and in proper order, it should show all the assets of a business (both tangible and intangible) along with depreciation taken and depreciable value remaining. Because of this, experienced investors might ask for a balance sheet when you’re trying to determine the value of your assets.

As a buyer, the “earnings multiple” that you buy from the seller will likely end up on your balance sheet as a variety of intangible assets like “Goodwill” or “Covenant Not To Compete.” Focusing too heavily on the names of these line items can be a trap. These intangible assets are just how businesses account for and then depreciate the entire purchase price of an asset sale. The “Trade Name” and “Non-compete” may be worthless to you, but it’s likely that your lawyer and your accountant will insist that you include them as line items on the purchase price. This is standard practice and could be helpful in the case of an audit or any future scrutiny of the purchase. 

Summary: Laundromats are not just valued as the sum of their assets. They can be worth much more than the machinery or – in the case of a bad lease agreement – even much less than the value of the equipment inside the building. Whatever the case is for your laundromat, the value of the assets is a major consideration in finding the true market value.

In My Experience: The values assigned to the line items on the “Closing Statement” are important because this document becomes the basis for building the buyer’s balance sheet. There are real tax implications for the number assigned to every asset. Because of this, you’ll want to understand which line items are most beneficial to be higher or lower for your situation. For Example: “Goodwill” typically has a 15-year straight-line amortization requirement, but “Equipment & Machinery” can take a Section 179 Expense Election and apply to the first year of tax returns, so the value applied to these line items in your Closing Statement can dramatically increase or decrease the amount of Net Income you’ll need to claim and pay tax on. Instead of focusing on the name of each line item, it would be more strategic to understand the depreciation options for each line item.

#2: Leasing or Owning the Real Estate

Most laundromat owners do not own the building in which they operate. Instead, they are operating on a lease of the building from a landlord. This can be problematic since washers and dryers cannot easily be moved from one location to another. Depending on the age and value of the machinery, they may actually be worth less than the substantial cost to have them uninstalled at one location and reinstalled at a different location. This is part of what makes the lease so important to a laundromat transaction.

My new friend Dan Brinderson, owner of 10-store laundry chain Express Coin Laundry in California, looks for the following lease situation: “A five-year initial term with at least four options to extend for an additional five years, for a total of 25 years.” This agreement is particularly useful because it gives both parties the initial five years that they need to even make the commitment, but then it gives the laundromat owner an easy way out if after five years the location performs poorly. A 3% annual price increase with the option to reset in value after the first 10 years is a good way to protect both parties from major shifts in the market, but the reset part of this clause is typically only used for major market shifts. 

Most landlords will require some sort of personal guarantee, which is a clause that makes the owner personally liable for the lease, but it’s important to dull the fangs on this biting clause with a limit on this liability. Brinderson shared that landlords are usually willing to compromise on this clause with a seven-month personal guarantee instead of writing the guarantee for all five years. When enacted, this limit to the personal guarantee gives the landlords seven months to find a new tenant, which is a reasonable amount of time for them to find another willing candidate. In case the location isn’t working out for the laundromat, this is much more reasonable than being personally responsible for five years of a losing location. Perhaps most importantly, it prevents the landlord from a “not my problem” sort of attitude if things go poorly for the laundromat.

Common Area Maintenance (CAM) is another lease issue that laundromat owners have to deal with, especially with professionally managed commercial properties. CAM fees can get unreasonably high, so it’s a good idea to put some sort of growth cap or limit on these, which provides an incentive for the landlord to keep these costs down. If the parking lot needs to be resurfaced in the near future, this may be especially important.

You can probably see that there is plenty of room for things to go wrong for both the landlord and the laundromat owner in these agreements, so having trust already established with the landlord can be an enormous advantage going into the conversation. In the case that the commercial property is available, I highly recommend buying it, especially since the SBA offers a special SBA 504 loan that gives subsidized interest rates and preferential terms for commercial real estate transactions. 

Summary: Lease terms can be a deciding factor for the value of a laundromat, especially if the lease isn’t long enough. Try to get 25 years (in five-year terms) and a limit on the personal guarantee as well as the CAM fees. If the property is available for purchase, consider owning it. 

In My Experience: In my view, if you can own the property that your laundromat is located on, then you will substantially decrease the existential risks of your business and substantially increase your security for the long-term investment that is a laundromat. When we purchased our chain of three laundromats, the seller owned two of the properties and although they were appraised and priced separately from the laundromats, we were still able to purchase the properties and fold them into our LLC that files as an S Corp. This reduces the administrative overhead of having a separate holding company and its tax advantaged for owner operated businesses that regularly have large amounts of Net Income. 

Wednesday, July 29, 2026

Attendant Menu

Lots of washers have a new feature called an "Attendant Feature" that allows a staff member some control over a washer so in case of emergencies or job duties they can operate a washer without access to the programming or money.
How does the Maytag MYR attendant menu work?
Click the link below:

Maytag MYR Attendant Menu

Ev
A Heck of A Nice Guy

Wednesday, July 22, 2026

Laundry Jokes

 

Laundry jokes I've used...
Don't worry, they're always clean!
I dare you NOT to use them sometime!
Ev
A Heck of A Nice and Funny Guy



Trekkies will get the above shirt

Why was the washing machine always calm?
Because it went with the flow

What did one promiscuous sock say to the other sock?
Lets mate

Why did the male sock ask the female sock out on a date?
Cause he was looking for a sole mate

Why didn't Billy Joel's laundry get finished?
Because he didn't start the dryer (sung to the tune of "We didn't start the fire")

Now what did one hat say to the other hat?   
You stay here while I go on a head  

What happened to the leopard that fell into the washing machine?
He came out spotless

What do you call a clothes dryer that swing dances?
A linty-hop

How much fun is doing laundry?
Loads of fun!

I feel like our first president
because I'm washing-a-ton

I just bought a new laundry detergent.
It was a changing of the Tide

Don't ever throw in the towel...it just means more laundry

Why couldn't the actor get a part in the laundromat commercial?
He couldn't get past the audition cycle

What did the shirt get mad at the iron?
Because it pressed its buttons

Why do clothes go to laundry school?

To get a little brighter

How does a fabric softener make friends?

It just acts real smooth

Why do reporters love hanging out at laundromats?

They like to watch people air their dirty laundry

What did the blanket say when it fell out of the laundromat dryer?

"Oh, sheet!"

What is the most common swear word heard in a laundromat?
Sheet!

Why do criminals like going to the laundromat?
Because they can launder their money

Why was the laundromat worker so good at their job? 
They always knew how to handle a heavy load.

You gotta love laundromat humor...it's always clean!
Yes, I have used almost all of these jokes in my own laundromats.
Ev
A Heck of a Puny Guy!

A few bonus non-laundromat jokes:
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Wednesday, July 15, 2026

Moving Blue Keys Caution

 


Have you ever moved a PayRange Blue Key from one machine to another and went to test it and it didn't work?
For example you have a broken down machine and you are moving the device to a new machine.
Follow these steps otherwise you might have the device appear to work because it takes money off of your account but the washer doesn't start:
1. have power off to the new washer when you install the device
2. turn power on and edit the device for price, time, location, etc.
3. turn power back off
4. leave power off for 30 seconds
5. restore power and test
If money is still being subtracted from your account but the machine isn't starting then edit the device in your account by going to the advanced settings and making sure the pulse rates for all three fields are the same  as a machine that is working.
Sometime the act of moving the devices and plugging it into a different machine will tweak those numbers so they don't match the other working machines.
If it is a brand new type of machine that you don't have any others like it, make sure the pulse rate matches the pulse rate listed in your install guide.
Ev
A Heck of a Nice Guy

Wednesday, July 8, 2026

Everet's June 2026 Newsletter

 

Wednesday, July 1, 2026

Clean Washers pt 2 Power Scrubbing

 


It seems my article about deep cleaning your machines deep-clean-washers
hit a cord with several readers and I've gotten questions asked about other ways to keep machines, especially soap drawers clean.
Here is a five minute video with a couple of tips using power scrubbers!

Ev
A Heck of A Nice Guy



Wednesday, June 24, 2026

Security Cameras: Cover Windows

 





This Laundromat no longer exists. I am using this video clip as an example of how to make sure if you have security cameras that you have them pointed at all windows and doorways in addition to things like the washers and dryers and also anything that collects money like the changers or ATM machines. In this particular case criminals came in by breaking the glass and stole the ATM machine. Since the camera was never focused on the entrance or those machines that take money, like the ATM, the criminals were not seen on video as they never walked into the cameras view. If you listen, you can hear the glass breaking as well as the criminals talking. However, you never see them. There are many owners that don't have working cameras. The video cameras in my stores work and they cover all the different areas of the store. Do yours? Ev A Heck of A Camera Guy

Wednesday, June 17, 2026

Security Cameras: Keep Out!

 




Please click on the video above. It's about 15 seconds long. Sometimes it has a picture in the box to click and sometimes it doesn't.
No matter what kind of neighborhood year Laundromat is located in, you are at some point going to have somebody that comes in who is not up to any good. What is your policy for dealing with these people? Do you even know when they come in? Are you watching your security cameras? How do you deal with people that are using drugs, are drunk, or in some other way making the atmosphere of your Laundromat feel unsafe for customers? Does your staff know how to deal with these situations? Rule number two of owning a successful Laundromat is keep it safe.
If customers don’t think your Laundromat is safe, you will lose their business.

Ev A Heck of A Sober Guy

Wednesday, June 10, 2026

Changing Water Valves & Diaphragms

 


If you encounter one of your large chassis washers gushing water into the tub or soap compartment when the machine isn't running odds are you have a problem with the water valve.
You can change the whole valve, however I prefer to start by changing the diaphragm.
Many brands of washers use the same valve.
You order a a replacement kit that comes with the valve tool changer and a few replacement diaphragms and you should be in business.
The video above shows the process.
EV
A Heck of A Nice Guy









Wednesday, June 3, 2026

MLG45 Dryer Time & Amount to Start

 


You might have come into your store and noticed that the price on one dryer was different than on the other dryers. If that price was changed or the time per quarter was altered, here is how to change back to your regular prices and amount of time per quarter on a Maytag MLG45 stack dryer. Dryers with the same type of computer control, such as the Maytag MLG30, will work in the same way.
Click on the two minute video below to learn how to correct these conditions.

Ev
A Heck of A Nice Guy