Wednesday, October 31, 2012

October 2012 Newsletter


Greetings!

October is over and I hope you had a successful month!
Below are some articles I’ve written on recruiting and sales from my blog along with the famous jokes.
There are other articles as well so please feel free to search my blog.
Thanks for reading and contributing over the last 13 years!
Have a great November!

Managers: Praise them!

Recruiters: Never Care More Than Your Client

Personal Branding Works

Jokes:
For the first time in 13 years, all the jokes were contributed by readers. Thank you!


Everet Kamikawa
"A Heck of A Nice Guy" 


You are receiving this newsletter because you at one time have done business with me as either a client or prospect, or perhaps just a stalker (don’t laugh I’ve had three). This email comes out once per month and is meant to be informative and light hearted. If it really annoys you, causes you to step on sidewalk cracks, go into the basement without shoes, run with scissors, or sit too close to the TV, please send me an email asking to be removed from the monthly list.  Please tell me if you only want to be removed from the list, or if I should never ever call you again and why. I will call you to follow up! Thank you for reading!


Tuesday, October 30, 2012

October 2012 Jokes




If the jokes don't repeat in your head, the above video will!
Happy Halloween!
Ev

Jokes:

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


2. What type of movies are a pirates favorite?  Arrrr- rated!

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. What kind of socks do pirates like to wear?
Arrrrrrr-gyle!

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:
"A beer please, and one for the road."


Monday, October 29, 2012

Don't Talk Politics!


The presidential election is coming up. No matter what clients think or say about it,
don't talk about politics on sales calls (or job interviews)!
Sex
Religion
Politics
These are three subjects that people have a hard time covering up true feelings about in conversations.
You might be the most middle of the road person, but somebody at some point will say something that you really agree or disagree with. Stay away. Don't respond. Keep your cool.

You might be thinking, "but Ev, I'm supposed to relate to my client so they will like me and buy from me and if I say I'm of the same political views as they are they'll like me and buy."

That is potentially true and something that after you know your client well you might be able to cross that line. I'm talking about the first few meetings with them. It might take several meetings or even years before you're comfortable talking about politics where your views will not be held against you.

In the first few meetings though it might be a trap.
The client might want an excuse to not buy from you.
As soon as you start spouting your opinions they now have their reason.
So how do you avoid talking about politics without seeming rude?
I was in meetings with business owners or company presidents they would say things like:
="I don't know what side you're on"
="If our (governor, mayor, president) did __________ everything would be great."
="That @&*#  is an a@@! I don't know how you feel about him."

In these cases sometimes you can usually try three things:
1. let the comment go away on its own without a response
2. Other times you can change the subject back to your product. This works well when your client says something with a lot of passion and often times when they are finished they are a little embarrassed and apologize for getting too hot under the collar.
3. Ask them how their business would be affected if both candidates got elected. Sometimes that leads to more insightful information .

Politics can be fun to talk about, just don't ever do it with a client or in an interview for those of you looking for a job now.

Thanks for reading!
Ev
A Heck of A Nice Guy



Wednesday, October 24, 2012

It's official: I'm Middle Age

You know you've reached middle age:
-When your kid shoves something in your face for you to look at and you have to move their hand away so your eyes can focus on it and see it
-You have to read something and before you start have to put on or take off your glasses
-You see pictures from 20 years ago and realize you still have and wear the same shirt
-When you wear black shoes with white socks and jean shorts, something you laughed at your dad for doing, and you just don't care what people think

How did you know you hit middle age?
What does hitting this time of life have to do with sales and recruiting...EVERYTHING!

Recently I got four calls from employers looking to see resumes from the students at the college I currently work at. They described the open position and I told them about a few candidates I had that I thought would make a great fit. In all cases they asked how old the candidates were. Given the obvious discriminatory nature of the question I asked why it mattered (for the record most of the students at this college are not traditional college age students). They all told me they wanted someone young in their mid to later 20's who didn't have any "bad habits" from other employers, who they could train, AND didn't have the burdens of family and mortgage, and was hungry to advance.

It was like I was shot by a bullet in the middle of my forehead.
THAT USED TO BE ME!
I WAS THE CANDIDATE THAT THEY ALL WANTED!
I'M NOW A DINOSAUR IN TERMS OF JOB CANDIDATES!

Then I got hit with a lightning flash.
THAT STILL IS ME!
I'M BETTER & MORE MOTIVATED THAN THE APPLICANT YOU SEEK! 

Why do I say this? Speaking as an unofficial representative of middle aged job seekers, who have an open mind and are always open to the idea of new opportunities. As an employer you might want to hire a middle aged person (or older) over a younger person because:

1. I have a family and a mortgage.
It is my top priority to keep them fed and warm. If I don't do that I've failed as a husband, father, and man. I never want to look into the eyes of my family and tell them we're being evicted, having the heat shut off, or junior can't have a new school outfit because dad didn't try and wasn't motivated to do his best at work everyday.

2. Having said #1, as long as my base salary covers my mortgage and car payment and/or kid's school tuition, my salary cost is the same as someone younger.
If the burden of knowing those things are covered is off of me, I'll earn the money to pay the utilities. I'll earn the money to put food on the table, get the toys my family wants, and set us up for retirement.  

3. If the counter argument is I'll cost more in benefits, then my higher earnings in commissions will mean more income coming to the company and those costs are offset anyways.

That's great Everet, but what if the job isn't commission based?

The same criteria applies.
1. Are my basic needs covered?
If they are, then maybe instead of the extra money can I have two weeks of vacation in my first year rather than one, because at some point I will need to stay home with a sick kid or on a day when they have no school because of teacher in-service.

Because I have to factor in those scheduled days off from school I probably won't be taking a long extended vacation each year so even though you might lose me for a day here and there, you won't lose my production for an entire week. Me taking a day off because of those reasons is no different than a younger person calling in sick because they got drunk the night before
(No offense people younger than me. You just happen to be the example the employer called about this time).


2. Can you be a little flexible with my start and end times?
If I come in at 9:30 so I can take my kid to school then I don't have to pay for childcare before school. Then I don't need as much salary. If you're worried that will look bad to the other employees don't worry. I'll be staying till 6pm to make up hours and be able to handle those calls/customers who come in after 5pm after the clock watchers have all gone home.

3. My previous work history has taught me to work smarter and be more efficient.
Even if I'm not in the office the same amount of time as someone younger with no kids or mortgage, my productivity will be the same or better.

4. Besides family I still have personal goals I want to accomplish, and I don't have as many years to do them so I want to get them done..NOW!
Maybe you can help me and these goals will make me even more productive.

5. I'm open minded enough to know that I don't know everything, especially your way of doing something. I can be trained. Please teach me what I don't know but respect me for what I do know. Since you won't have to teach me everything that will save you time and get me up to speed faster.

6. Because of points 1-4 and the respect you showed me in #5, you can count on me to be there for you and to always do what is in the best interests of the company because I understand that job searchers get harder the older I get and I will appreciate the time and effort you have shown me. I will be loyal and stay with the company as long as it is beneficial for both of us. That saves you the time and cost of having to recruit for my job. It's like Brewers signing Ryan Braun to a long term contract. They never have to worry about left field again.

7. I don't feel  my age. I have all the enthusiasm and zest for life I ever have, even more because now I have others in my life that I share that with and feed off their love of life.

8. Because I have work-life balance, I'm focused on my job. I'm mature.
You shouldn't have to worry about a discipline action with me.

9. I don't want my wife to nag me about not working, doing my best, or having money to give her to do or buy something. Fellow husbands you know what I mean.

If you do not want to not hire me because I'm not qualified for the job that is okay.
Don't think you can't or won't hire me because of my birth date.
I'll go to the competition and make you regret the decision not to hire me.
How do I know this?

Middle aged people who have "lost their fastball" for life don't go to Brewers games and are the originator of the "Banzai cheer" like I am. 

Thanks for hiring me!
Ev
A Heck of A Nice Guy

Monday, October 22, 2012

What Should You Do With Your Life

Therese Schwenkler has a blog I came across awhile ago. While it has nothing to do with sales, it does touch a lot on employment and since we've all found ourselves out of work, and probably will be again, this blog has quite a few good points to remember.
If you haven't read Therese's blog here is a good introduction.
Thanks Therese!
Ev



The Real Reason You Haven’t Found Work You Love (The Wisdom of Cal Newport)

Posted by Therese Schwenkler September24 2012
Years ago, when I was
working hard as a corporate finance intern eating donuts and browsing the interwebs in my cubicle, I stumbled upon Cal Newport’s blog, Study Hacks, and I was instantly hooked.
“Why do some people find fulfilling and compelling careers, while others don’t?” was a question that Cal, a now 30 year-old computer scientist, was intent to answer– and he set out on a mission to find out.
The answers he found were surprising.
In fact, says Cal, most of us have got the wrong idea altogether about how it is that we come about work we’re passionate about. We’ve fallen victim to what he calls “The Passion Hypothesis,” the overly simplistic notion that ”the key to occupational happiness is to first find out what you love and then find a job that matches this passion.”
“Well duh,” you’re probably saying. “That’s just common sense. Everyone knows you’re supposed to ‘follow your passion’ to find work you love. Right?”

Um, wrong.
“It’s hard to predict in advance what you’ll eventually grow to love,” writes Cal. After poring over research and interviewing dozens of people who are passionate about their work, he noted that very few of these people started out by identifying a pre-existing passion and then matching it up to a specific job. (Now do you catch my drift when I propose that career planning is a horrible idea? ;-)
Take, for example, Ryan Voiland of the organic Red Fire Farm, one of the many passionate folk Cal interviewed while exploring the topic. ”Ryan did not follow his passion into farming,” writes Cal. “Instead, like many people who end up loving what they do, he stumbled into his profession, and then found that his passion for the work increased along with his expertise.”
In other words, we’ve got it backwards– rather than identifying your passion in advance and then dropping everything to follow it, Cal proposes that passion for your work is instead something that’s cultivated over time.
Amazeballs! Who would’ve known?!

Today I’ll share three helpful takeaways from Cal’s new book, So Good They Can’t Ignore You: Why Skills Trump Passion in the Quest for Work You Love– the real reasons behind why you haven’t found work you love.

1. You’re obsessed with finding your “one true calling”

If you’ve been stressing hard about finding your passion, then Cal is the bearer of extremely good news: you can stop sweating bullets about finding “the one thing that will make you happy.
Years of research points to many factors contributing to workplace happiness, but “the reductive notion of matching your job to a pre-existing passion is not among them,” notes Cal.
Instead, the reasons people come to love their work have more to do with the qualities their work affords them, particularly autonomy, competence, and relatedness (see Self-determination theory), which are ”more general and agnostic to the specific type of work in question. Competence and autonomy, for example, are achievable by most people in a wide variety of jobs– assuming they’re willing to put in the hard work required for mastery.”
Rather than obsessing about finding that elusive magical-unicorn job, says Cal, find something that sparks your interest and then focus on cultivating desirable traits within the work you’ve chosen.
Working right trumps finding the right work.
- Cal Newport

Finally, you can drop the exhausting and unrealistic notion that you must pinpoint your exact passion ahead of time in order to be happy.
(To be fair, Cal openly acknowledges that there are exceptions to the rule: he notes, for example, that this viewpoint doesn’t apply under the following three conditions: if the job forces you to work with people you dislike, if it involves doing something you think is useless (or even bad) for the world, and if it presents few opportunities to distinguish yourself by developing rare and valuable skills.)

2. You haven’t developed sufficient career capital

This leads us to the question of “How do we work right? How do we gain the competence, autonomy, and relatedness that are key factors in loving the work we do?”
Simple, says Cal: if we want to be afforded work that allows creativity, impact, and the autonomy to work on our own terms, we must have rare and valuable skills to offer in return– what Cal calls “career capital,” which we can then “cash in” for the traits that define great work.

In other words, we have to become really, really good at what we do– so good they can’t ignore us.
“Here’s what struck me about Ryan’s story [of Red Fire Farms],” writes Cal. “He didn’t just decide one day he was passionate about produce and then courageously head off into the countryside to start farming. Instead, by the time he made the plunge into full-time farming in 2001… he had been painstakingly acquiring relevant career capital for close to a decade. This might be less sexy than the daydream of quitting your day job one day and then waking up to the rooster’s crow the next, but it matches what I consistently found: You have to get good before you can expect good work.”

My awesome and hilarious friend Kevin of We’ve Created A Monster is a great example of this principle in action. As an e-publisher and Internet marketer, Kevin loves his work (read about a typical day in the life of Kevin here), but he didn’t just decide one day he was passionate about Internet marketing and then courageously quit his “normal” job to live the life of his dreams.
In fact, early in his career, Kevin initially followed the “Passion Hypothesis” into the field of animation and found himself miserable:
I wanted to be an animator since I was a kid. I loved stories and my favorites were classic Disney like Sword in the Stone, Robin Hood, and 101 Dalmatians… My Grannie saved a bunch of flip-book animations I made when I was around 6 or 7.
Anywhoo after college as I was working as an animator I realized something: working as an animator sucked balls.
I had “wasted” years of college and was $50k in student loan debt just to find out my new career was horrible.
Long hours, low pay, terrible deadlines… Ugh.
I’d rather blowtorch my nipples off than spend another day of my life doing this.
So… I walked out.
I was unemployed for 6 months, and sent out hundreds of resumes for jobs I didn’t want to pay bills I hated paying.
I only got one response – ClickTracks.
Kevin spent years at ClickTracks, gaining the skills and expertise necessary to get really good at what he did and to obtain sufficient career capital. Now he’s leveraged the skills he developed earlier in his career to build an autonomous lifestyle that affords him creativity, control, and impact (importantly, he’s also focused on mastering the art of marketing– see point #3 below).

Kevin’s story of how he ended up finding work he loves is very much in alignment with Cal’s theory. He didn’t identify a pre-existing passion and then follow it into his current work– in fact, this method worked out horribly for him.
Instead, he discovered his current line of work “by accident” and found that his passion increased over time as he gained competence and leveraged his skills to create a meaningful and autonomous work environment.
Contrast this with the often-heard story of the blogger or the Internet marketer who leaves his “normal job” to pursue these desirable traits without having first developed sufficient career capital. THIS is where so many of us get in trouble (check out my Advanced Riskology post, How to Make the Hardest Decision of Your Life, for more on this topic).

If you haven’t found work you love, avoid this trap by focusing on getting really super good at something rare and valuable. Work that affords high levels of impact, creativity, and autonomy is earned, not freely given. Focus on building career capital and watch your level of passion increase as you approach mastery.
Inspiration exists, but it has to find us working.
- Pablo Picasso
Career capital alone, however, isn’t always enough. You’ve also got to understand that…

3. Marketing matters

Fark. Yes. ThankyouJeezus, someone finally said it.
Marketing MATTERS, guys, and not just for business owners. We’ve all got something to market, and whether it’s a product or a service, a message or an idea, or yourself, marketing matters more than you can possibly imagine.
Case in point: I very rarely refer to myself as a writer or even a blogger. Heck no– instead, I call myself a Marketer of Truth. Yes, I am that nerdy. My mission has little to do with writing; rather, it has to do with spreading much needed messages of truth to the masses, and that, my friend, is marketing.
Check my Facebook Timeline for proof:

If you want to change your life, start by reading Made to Stick by Dan and Chip Heath or Purple Cow by Seth Godin. Seriously. Go do it now.
“You’re either remarkable or invisible,” writes Seth. “Remarkable marketing is the art of building things worth noticing.”
Is who you are and is what you do worth remarking on? What differentiates you from the masses?
No matter who you are, marketing matters.

Points worth emphasizing

Cal’s philosophy strikes a nerve with some people, and I can see why: not only does it challenge conventional thinking, but in a sense he seems to be saying “Suck it up. Do the hard work, put in your time, and autonomy and competence and happiness will come later.”
Two points worth emphasizing here: first, I think that one of the most dangerous things we can do is place our source of happiness somewhere out into the future. Saying that “If only I stick with this crappy job long enough, then I’ll have the career capital necessary to dictate an autonomous lifestyle and I can finally be happy!” is in a way akin to saying “If only I could find that perfect job I’m passionate about, then I can finally be happy!”
If we can avoid falling into this trap, finding enjoyment and trust and excitement in every step of the journey even as we work our asses off, then I think we’ve got things right. Gaining mastery is hard work, but the act itself– the process itself– is worthwhile, and that’s worth emphasizing.
The highest reward for a person’s toil is not what they get for it, but what they become by it.
- John Ruskin
Secondly, I’d point out that although gaining career capital does mean that you have to put in hard work and deliberate practice, it doesn’t necessarily mean you’ve gotta spend years working crappy entry-level jobs or that you have to continue along the same path you’re on now.
In fact, I’m convinced the best career capital (read: rare and valuable skill) often comes from taking initiative rather than “paying your dues” in the traditional sense (see, for example, Charlie Hoehn’s Recession-Proof Graduate), and I’m also a fan of allowing for the exploration of different career options, given that we eventually settle our sights on one (or a few) core competencies.
Regardless of the paths we may take, however, the same core truth remains: if you want to enjoy the traits that are generally associated with loving your work, you’ve first got to become so good they can’t ignore you.
Grab a copy of Cal’s book now, especially if you’re compelled to create a working life full of meaning and passion: >>So Good They Can’t Ignore You: Why Skills Trump Passion in the Quest for Work You Love<<.
Also check out the deets of The Unlost’s upcoming
e-coursee-experience on finding your truest career and life path, which incorporates many of Cal’s insights (integrated with Unlost-y type concepts), right over here.
Most importantly, have a supercalafragalistic expialadocious day. May the week and the month ahead of you be filled with wonder, joy, and passion. May your life be smothered with awesomesauce.
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[Image by Helga Weber]

About the Author



My name's Therese Schwenkler, and I am not really all that cool.


I like to read nerdy nonfiction books.

I have 24 3,025 followers on Twitter (most of them are spammers).

And I'm an accountant ex-accountant on a journey.

But I've got plans to change the world.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

What College Grads Don't Know About the Working WOrld

Some good advice by Laura Pierson. Why didn't someone give me these tips when I graduated?
Ev

what-college-grads-don't-know-about-the-working-world
by
Laura Pierson 

Many recent college grads leave the halls of their classrooms with a fresh, eager zest for the working world. Many send resumes to multiple job openings, attend job fairs in their spiffy new suits, and go to interviews expecting both the best and the worst. What recent grads don’t know is that the working world is way different than college. It’s also way different than it was ten years ago.

Current employers could care less about your college courses, unless if you studied something very specific such as Engineering or Computer Science. You can’t learn how to run a business from a book, that’s why most employers will hardly look at your resume if you don’t have work experience.

So instead of approaching the business world with what you consider to be “business expertise,” approach your employers and coworkers with a desire to learn. Even if you know you’re a Microsoft Excel whiz and you can run circles around everyone in your office, Pretend that they know so much more than you. Win people over by – here’s the kicker – acting “stupid.” Admit to your lack of experience. Trust me, this will win your co-workers over as they will be very eager to “teach” you the things they have learned.

Remember, people are not always going to want to “be your friend.” You will have friendly coworkers. But other coworkers will go out of their way to avoid you, bad-mouth you, or even try to make you look bad. Your first few weeks in an entry level position may feel a lot like a Fraternity or Sorority hazing period. No one is going to congratulate you for a “job well done” every time you do something right. So, keep your head down, be polite, and do your work. Over time, this will pass and you’ll be able to pick your allies.

Ten years ago competition for jobs was less intense. Recent grads received at least $5,000-$10,000 more per year than they are offered today. For example, an Entry Level Business Analyst was offered about $50,000 per year in 2004, whereas today he or she might be offered $40,000. Ten years ago, internships were easy to come by, and many employers ran to college campuses to fight over the best candidates.

Probably the most important thing every new grad should know is that food wins every game of office politics. Are you looking for a promotion? Are you looking for higher pay? Maybe you want more of your coworkers to like you. Bring in cake! Bring in cookies! Have your Grandma Sophie make a delicious casserole or pot pie. People in the working world are naturally comfortable in their office chairs. They love comfort food, especially free comfort food.

And lastly, young college grads should remember that a job is just a job. Leave your work at work. After my fourth month of working full time, my director, who has been working in Human Resources in over 20 years, came up to me and said, “Don’t take this job too seriously, dear. Remember, family is most important.” Her words still ring true to me today. If you start working in your early 20s, you want to be able to live up those precious years before 30. Remember to make time for friends, family, hobbies, and personal goals.

Monday, October 15, 2012

Dissecting A Bad Cold Email



The other day I was having lunch with my friend Mark and he told me that he has salespeople wanting to meet him all the time. Unless they propose a way that he use their product to better accomplish what he wants to do he doesn't call them back.

If you are trying to contact someone for the first time, spend a minute and do some basic research on the person and company before making the call or sending the email or text.
These days with social media and search engines the ability to do research is easier than ever.
Below is an email I received from someone trying to cold email me:

From: Christopher C#### [mailto:####@########.net]
Sent: Tuesday, September 11, 2012 1:22 PM
To: Everet Kamikawa
Subject: LinkedIn-PCRecruiter

Katie,

                                   Good Afternoon! While out prospecting on LinkedIn I came across your profile, and it caught my eye as someone who may have an interest in HR/Recruiting Technology. My name is Chris C#### with M### S##### T#######, developers of ######### Recruiting/Talent Management Software. We work with clients all over the world, and have been providing software and related support services for over 14 years! I'd like to share some of the insights I have gained over my career and am interested in learning more about you, your business, and your current technology solutions, to see if ###### may be of interest to you. Let me know if we could connect at some point over the next few weeks to talk-I would welcome the opportunity! I look forward to hearing from you soon!

Even if you haven't bothered to research who I am, what errors do you see and what ways can this email be more effective?

Here are some I found:

1. My name is not "Katie." For those of you who think Chris sent me this by mistake, I would argue that if that was the case, he would have sent an email immediately afterward apologizing for sending it to the wrong person. We've all done that at some point and I wouldn't have given it a second thought. He didn't send that email so now I just think he's brand new, maybe lazy, had someone blindly grab email addresses from LinkedIn, or an idiot.

2. Why is it so exciting that you've been providing services "for over 14 years!" Why do I need to know that? Providing good customer service after the sale IS a buying criteria for me, however it isn't the first one. Chris doesn't take the time to ask or find out what are my buying criteria. If he is "fishing" and hoping that telling me they have been around for 14 years will make me excited enough to contact him that is a pretty weak lure. Price, Benefits, Features or better yet asking a question about a pain that their product can solve would be better ways to get me to take the bait and respond. 

3. I don't care about insights gained over your career, at least initially. I'm not going to set up an appointment to hear you prattle. If I don't think you can help me I'm not wasting my time.

4. If you were interested in learning about me, you would have mentioned some fact about me that you found out-it isn't like I'm hiding. Show me you've looked me up.
I'm connected to several businesses. Find out what they do and tell me an idea of how you think your product can help me. I may or may not like the idea but I will give you credit for trying. If the idea is reasonable enough it might open a dialog even if it isn't exactly what I want.

5. If I'm looking to buy a product I don't mind research on my own. You tell me that your company developed this product and that you've been doing it for 14 years but don't tell me what the product does. How do I know I might need or want it? You are trying to blindly contact me. Tell me in one sentence what your product does and include a link so I can go take a look.
This is even more important because it is obvious you didn't research what I do.

6. Finish the email with your contact information again. If you "are looking forward to hearing from me soon" give me ways to do that!
In this case his email appears, however some programs will not show the email address. Make it easy for me to find your contact information without having to scroll around or re-read your email. I may not like to talk via email to salespeople when I first talk to them (that is true for any salesperson looking to contact me for future reference). Don't forget to include a link to your product/company and even your LinkedIn profile so I can research you before I contact you to see if we have anything in common and that I know you are a competent salesperson.

7. Sign your name. I want to know how to spell it for future reference and that this email was written by a human and not just cut and pasted and blasted out by a computer.

I'm sure Chris' intention was to get me to talk about his product and call him back. I'm doing neither, however I am talking about his email. Thanks Chris for your attempt to contact me.
Lets see if you've read this and learned something. Good luck with getting clients from future emails, and I mean that in a helpful way.

Ev
A Heck of A Nice Guy

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Dumb Interview Stories


Bad Interview stories.
This column is dedicated to those people who have made my career interesting:
I'd use exclamation points after all of these examples but that would be overkill.
Here are some examples:

1. The candidate that wore headphones into an interview and said it was because she was listening to her calming relaxation waves so she wasn't so nervous on the interview.

2. The candidate that brought his mom to the interview. Not because he needed assistance, she wanted to come along to see what the job was about and then spent the entire interview answering the questions for her son.

3. The candidate that showed up in sweat pants, polo shirt, and tennis shoes and then wondered why he didn't get the position.

4. The candidate who changed from work clothes to interview clothes in his car in the parking lot of the company he was interviewing at in full view of the receptionist.

5. The candidate who got a phone call in the interview from her mom and then proceeded to tell her mom how the interview was going.

6. The candidate that interviewed well, but had his key ring attached to his belt loop and everywehere he walked on the tour fo the company his keys jingled.

7. All the candidates that wore sweat stained shirts into interviews. Add to this collar buttons not done (buy a new shirt with a bigger neck size!), ties not tied, button down collars not buttoned down, too short of sleeves.

8. The candidate that tucked his shirt into his underwear. This was noticed because as he turned to leave his underwear was sticking up above the waistline of the pants with the shirt tucked in them.

9. The candidate that used safety pins to "zip up" his pants.

10. The candidate that used black duct tape to cover up his white tennis shoes. In fairness he did a good job but you could still tell. Same goes for the candidate that used black duct tape to cover a rip in his pants.

11. The lady who interviewed with a wide plunging neckline with "Merry" tattooed across the top of her breasts and said "I don't know why I'm having a hard time finding jobs!" Really?

12. Candidates who don't research the comapny they are interviewing at or know the title of the position interviewing for.

13. All candiates who when you ask "tell me about yourself," they immediately launch into sob stories about past employers or why they are out of work.

For more bad interview stories, check out my column about Bob & Brian's contest:
bob-brians-bad-interview-stories

What "bad" interview stories can you share?

Thanks for letting me vent!
Ev
A Heck of A Nice Guy





Monday, October 8, 2012

Bob & Brian's Bad Interview Stories



Bob and Brian are the #1 morning radio show in Milwaukee and have been for many years.
They often have contests where people email them stories and a particular topic. Those that are read on the air get put in for a drawing for a prize from a sponsor.
Recently they did one for 'Bad interview Stories."

Bob & Brian's Bad Interview Stories part. 1
Bob & Brian's Bad Interview Stories part. 2

Thanks Bob & Brian!
Ev
A Heck of A Nice Guy

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

5 Myths About Working with Recruiters

5 Myths About Working With Recruiters



Despite continued high unemployment numbers, companies are hiring. Surprisingly, they are finding it difficult to find just the right people for positions that they need to fill. Recruiters, often called "headhunters," who took a huge hit when the economy tanked in 2008, are reporting that they are now busier than they have been in several years.

Working with a recruiter can be a great benefit in your job hunt, but only if you understand their role in the hiring process. Unfortunately, too many people have misconceptions about what they do, and how to motivate them to be your advocate. It's time to clear the air and bust some of the myths.

1. MYTH: The Recruiter's Job is to Help a Job Hunter Find Employment
FACT: Recruiters work for employers, not job hunters. Their job is to find the best talent for the position the employer is seeking to fill, bearing in mind all of the employer's "must haves," "should haves," and "shouldn't haves." They aren't paid to help people to transition to new fields, but rather to find talented individuals who have done the job already in a different context, or people ready to move up to the next level in their same career path. To be sure, they help individuals whom they are able to place, but their primary responsibility is not to be a career counselor or coach for job seekers.

2. MYTH: All Recruiters Are Paid the Same Way
FACT: There are essentially two types of recruiters for full-time permanent jobs:
Contingency recruiting companies aren't paid unless their client company hires a candidate they submit. Competition among firms is intense. For individual contributor-type positions, employers will frequently offer multiple recruiters the opportunity to work on the same job posting, and only pay a fee to the recruiter who actually finds the right talent.
That said, many contingency recruiters form networks or alliances to cooperate with each other and do "splits" where they share job listings with one side, taking 50 percent of the commission for getting the listing and another side taking 50 percent for finding the successful candidate. This is much akin to realtors sharing commissions for the sale of a home. If a recruiter advertises a search for "my client," but doesn't include the name of the client, it is likely a contingency search.
Retained search firms are paid by a company to take on an exclusive role in a given search, with the understanding that they will receive a higher level of service and more complete candidate vetting than is typically the case with contingency firms. These firms are most often utilized for executive level searches. Fees earned for retained searches are generally much higher than for contingency searches, and are paid out at specific points in the search process.

3. MYTH: Recruiters Are Rude and Unresponsive
FACT: Recruiters, like anyone else with very limited time, prioritize who that time is worth speaking with, and for how long. They are likely to be very responsive to clients or potential clients who have job orders for them to fill, and people who they see as strong (potential) candidates for those job orders. They are likely to be much less responsive to individuals who approach them out of a sense of desperation, with a career change in mind, or who are not perceived as "A" class workers.
Most recruiters simply don't have the time to respond to the hundreds of unsolicited resumes or phone calls that they receive virtually every week. And it simply is not their role to coach people who aren't a close fit for the kinds of positions with which they work. It is common for a recruiter to make 50 to 100 phone calls each day, and with that kind of volume they simply don't have the time to deal with extraneous conversations.

4. MYTH: Recruiters Aren't Out to Get Job Hunters the Best Possible Compensation
FACT: In almost every situation, recruiting fees are pegged as a percentage of the new hire's first year base salary. The more you earn, the more they earn. Often they have inside information about what the company is willing to pay, and are able to obtain a higher salary than what a job hunter initially thought they could get. Companies do not take the recruiter's commission out of the new hire's compensation. Much more often they understand that they must pay a premium for candidates sourced through recruiters.

5. MYTH: Recruiters Don't Care About Creating Long-Term Relationships
FACT: Recruiters are essentially in a relationship-building business. The successful ones know that their long-term success is based on building their network of relationships. They remember who helps them on one search, and will be likely to want to aid that person later on. They appreciate when a job hunter isn't a good fit for a current job, but goes out of their way to introduce them to someone who will be. They love the repeat business that comes from gaining multiple job orders from the same company. One surefire way to get a recruiter's attention and build a long-term relationship with them is to offer to provide the names of people who are strong connectors to others, thought leaders, and high performers in their specialized field.

Not every job hunter will find success working with a headhunter, but if you are accomplished in your field and committed to staying in it, building relationships with recruiters who specialize in your skill set and industry will be a great asset in your job hunt.
Happy hunting!

Arnie Fertig is the head coach of JOBHUNTERCOACH.COM, where he utilizes his extensive background in HR Staffing and as owner of a recruiting company to help mid-career job-hunters land their next job. Arnie provides one-to-one coaching services to individuals throughout the U.S. in all aspects of the job hunt, including: resume writing, personal branding, utilizing social media, enhancing networking skills, preparing for interviews, and negotiating compensation.

Monday, October 1, 2012

Keep Focus on Your Core Strengths


This lesson applies to lots of areas in addition to recruiting and sales. Marketing, business product development, sports, career search, etc. can all take note of this lesson.
In the scene above Cookie Monster asks the librarian for several books and also a box of cookies. The librarian gets frustrated having to explain to Cookie Monster that they don't have cookies, just books. Imagine what would happen if libraries started selling items that weren't media related (i.e. hamburgers)? Libraries stick to what they do best, customer service and media knowledge, and that is why they are still around in this ago of internet search engines.

Have you ever had a client approach you with an IT opening that they want you to fill, and then they say something to the affect of "I know you don't normally staff graphic artists, however if you come across someone who works for this other position please send them over."
In one of the sales organizations I have been with our core strength was selling web based products. We were then asked to sell newspaper ads. In another it was selling radio spots, but we were also asked to sell products into retail stores. In both cases the thought was to use the additional avenues as a way to diversify the revenue base and grow the top line. In both cases the sales staff never got comfortable with the ideas and both became a very secondary sales vehicle to the point where the company gave up and went back to the core product.

The lesson learned is to be careful when it comes to telling a client what you can do for them. If your focus is staffing IT positions, don't get in the habit of telling clients that you can also staff marketing positions. There are other companies that have more candidates and expertise in that area than you. They have an easier time finding qualified candidates and can speak the marketing language to communicate with the candidates and clients better than you. It is better to give up that little bit of extra revenue and stay with the IT staffing.

Why?
Lets say you've sent this company lots of good IT candidates and they routinely fill their positions with your candidates. If one candidate bombs an interview or doesn't work out after being hired, you've built up that credibility that the client knows they can go to you and get another good candidate.
 What happens if you take a marketing position in addition to the IT position and you send over a marketing candidate and that person bombs. You might have given them a great IT candidate for an IT position, however now instead of batting 1000, you're batting .500. They'll remember that bad candidate and it will bring a small doubt into their mind about you, your candidates, and your company. It could cost you business down the road.
Stay with what you are an expert at.

Thanks!
Ev
A Heck of A Nice Guy