Here are the jokes for this month.
Always clean enough to tell your mother or kids!
Thanks for reading my blog!
Ev
"A Heck of A Nice Guy"
What do sea monsters like to eat?
Fish and Ships!
My dog is so lazy, he chases parked cars!
Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well.
That's quite enough out of you !
How did the farmer fix his jeans ?
With a cabbage patch !
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ?
I never make rash promises !
| Why are basketball players never asked for dinner ? Because they're always dribbling ! |
Why did the musician hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music ! |
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