Very Bad Email Addresses

I would think it would have gone without saying that in the worlds of sales and recruitment you should have a professional email address. Judging by what I'm seeing on resumes, it looks like it needs to be said again:
HAVE A PROFESSIONAL EMAIL ADDRESS!!!

Here are some examples of bad email addresses I and several colleagues have seen on recent resumes (my snippy comments are in italics):

VerticalSmile1313          The rock group Blackfoot had an album titled this. Look at the cover

SexyFirefighter2@         A firefighter who posed topless for a charity calender as Mr. February

MomIsStillHot@

SexyB--ch@                                                         Why would someone think this is appropriate?

BigandBeautiful@

Epyon Enforcer

CrazyJ@        This is an IT person. Would you want someone "crazy" running your network?

FistsofFurry@                                                       This isn't a reference to a Bruce Lee movie

KillCowAMooMan                                                                                        Have no idea

DarkFatKid                       He was called this all through grade school and kept it as an email

DirtyWhiteKid

deathsnyper@                                                                                                 Just scary
mom_lil_boy@                                                                      Do you really want to admit this?
livin4me@
imstillhappy@      
luvdolphins@
mizznuk202006@
VampiricGoddess1980@                              Any relation to "WisconsinGothicGirl" below?
blondie_but_brown@                                                    Scared to even ask what this means
kissme8903@                                                                                                       no
lilshrtcake726@
wisconsingothicgirl@     I saw her hanging at The Sanctuary goth bar in the late 1990's
classy_beautiful_barbie@                                                                                     Right
the_tigers_den2001@
legally_blonde4634@        No stereotypes come to mind when you see this one movie or not
always_loveyou2@
mshhmoneymakin@                                                                         Not if I don't hire you!
lillybird21@
shakemybooty@                                                                          White disco suit anyone?
omghai_itsme@
jus_a_cutiepie@                                                                                                        Right
Bigdreamers02@                                As long as you aren't falling asleep at your desk
soprecious08@
jollygood85@                                                                           From England are you?
only1me_18@             Thank goodness. Two of you would crash the space time continuum
ItsLinda87@                                                                                    Thanks for the confirmation
cookiemonster_b_ballin08@        Cookie Monster playing ball? I don't want to know if it isn't
mizz_my_way@                                                          I guess you don't listen to managers
fallangel13697@
akafrankstein@                                                                               "That's Frank-en-steen"
swagsofresh21@                                                      I'll remember to lock my desk drawers
Idrinkbeer@                                                                              Not on my company time
heather_the_first@                                                                 Royalty from what country?
rebelforcesquared@                                                                                              Geek test!
iheartu@
therealrush99@                                                                 Better than a great roller coaster?
collegegirl221@                               Apparently there are 220 other people with the same email
be_shy2003@                                                                                     Not if you want a job
sixcardbogey@  
HotLips4You@       I don't think this refers to Major Houlahan from MASH
ThugLover@
sexybottomgurl69@         Does she wonder why people stare at her?

Thanks to CF, AGN, JT, EM, SD for submitting some great emails they have seen!
Thanks for reading!
Ev
A Heck of A Nice Guy