Wednesday, July 30, 2014

July 2014 Jokes



More from MT.
Thanks buddy and keep them coming!
Ev
A Heck of A Nice Guy...just not as funny of a guy as MT

10. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

11.  Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

12.  We re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

13.   I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

14.  Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

15.  When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

16.   Broken pencils are pointless.

17.   I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

18.   What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

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