August Jokes

If you need a little laugh (stress the word little), here are this month's jokes:

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Did you hear about the boy who liked to keep cookies in his joke book?
He liked crumby jokes!

What kind of snake is good at math?
An Adder!

A turkey once swallowed a guitar. He plays a tune every time he's plucked!

Thanks for reading!
Ev
I've always said the jokes are clean enough to tell your mother. I've never claimed they would make her laugh!