April Jokes

Thank you for reading my blog! Here are the jokes: 


A butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.


What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway).


A woman had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but she broke it off.


A man walks into a bar and says "ouch!"


When is a vet busiest? When it is raining cats and dogs!


A frog goes into a bank ... 'Ms. Whack,' he says, 'I'd like to obtain a loan to buy a boat.' Patti furrows her brow and asks, 'Well, how much do you want to borrow?' '$25,000,' the frog says. The teller writes this down, then asks his name. 'My name is Kermit Jagger. I'm the son of Mick Jagger.' 'Really?' she asks, eyebrow raised. 'Yes,' he says. Then he digs into his pants pocket and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant. 'And I want to use this as collateral.' 'Ummm, okay,' Patti says, accepting the elephant. 'I'll have to ask the loan manager about this.' 'That's fine,' he says. 'He'll vouch for me.' Patti walks into the loan manager's office and explains the situation. 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $25,000 to buy a boat. He wants to use this' - she holds up the tiny pink elephant - 'as collateral. I mean, what the heck is this thing?' The loan manager says: 'It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.'

On the 30th of each month (except February of course) we have some fun and publish my famous jokes. Always clean enough to tell your mother or kids. If you would like to share a joke comment here or send it to me!

Thanks!
Ev