March Jokes

Enjoy the jokes for this month.
Thanks for reading the blog!
Ev

Why does a horse have 6 legs?
-Because it has forelegs in front and two behind!

How do you make a jacket last?
-Make the trousers first!

What do you call a three legged donkey?
-A Wonkey!

What gets bigger the more you take away?
-A hole!

What fish is famous?
-A star fish!

What is brown and stickey?
-A Stick!

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Two. One to screw in the light bulb most of the way, and one to give it a suprising twist at the end!

Thanks to LK for submitting the next two jokes after receiving the February newsletter:

What happened to the frog's car that was parked illeagally?
-It was toad.

Sign in Parking Lot:
-Frog Parking Only - All Others Will be Toad