It is time for the monthly joke blog.
I send out a monthly enewsletter with articles I wrote or researched and at the bottom of the page were a few jokes (always clean enough to tell your mother!) as a way of generating interest. Nowdays with articles being linked and copied and pasted everywhere you never know where your article will end up. Just to play it safe I now have all the jokes in one blog as opposed to being attached to several different articles. Everyone needs a lugh from time to time. Please enjoy!
Thanks for reading my blog!
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Timely joke:
New Navy Seals motto: Bin there, done Laden.
(Thanks to MT for this one!)
Did you hear about the psychic amnesiac?
He knew in advance what he was going to forget.
A person was found murdered in their home. Found laying in the bathtub face down with banna slices and granola covering the body. Police suspect a cereal killer.
Why don't lobsters share?
Because they are shellfish!
If an athlete gets athlete's foot what does an astronaut get?
Mistle toe!
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing!
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