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"A Heck of A Nice Guy"
Two elderly baseball fans wonder if there is baseball in heaven. They make a promise that whoever dies first will somehow tell the other one if there is baseball. One of the fans dies. A week later his friend recognizes a familiar voice coming down from the clouds. "Hey! I've got good news and bad news. There is baseball in heaven. The bad news is you're pitching on Friday!"
Patient: Doc! I think I swallowed a pillow!
Doctor: How do you feel?
Patient: A little down in the mouth!
Did you hear about fish who lost their soccer game?
Their goalie wasn't a very good kipper!
Did you hear about the man who was fired from the snack factory?
He went crackers!
Did you hear out the skunk that disappeared?
It became ex-stink!
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