June 2013 Jokes

our painted turtle named "Art" surfing on his leaf

"THAT'S GREAT EVERET, HOWEVER I ONLY READ YOUR BLOG FOR THE JOKES:"
-An actual quote from a reader

Whatever your reason is...Thanks for reading! Here you go...

A large law firm places an ad in the paper: Assistant required. Applicant should be able to type, prepare coffee and be bilingual.
The next day a dog walks into the office, he is holding the paper in his teeth. 
'Are you here for the job?' they ask him.
The dog nods his head.
'Can you type?'
He walks to the word processor, sits down and surprises everyone with 65 words per minute.
'Can you prepare coffee?'
The dog runs over to the coffee machine, instantly changes the filter and prepares a fresh pot. - 'Very good, but... are you bilingual?'
The dog turns and says: "Meow"

What snake likes math?An adder!
Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?
Because it's cold out tide!