Thanks for submitting them MT!
Thanks to all of you for reading them!
Ev
A Heck of A Nice Guy
19. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
20. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
21. I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
22. All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
23. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
24. Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
25. Velcro: what a rip off!
26. A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
27. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
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