Monday, July 30, 2012

July 2012 Jokes


You can't always take life or your sales/recruiting career so seriously.
Hence why once per month there is a post with some puny jokes.
Thanks for reading!
Ev
"A Heck of A Nice Guy"

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

Did you hear about the guy who used to be a banker?
He lost interest.

Did you hear about the student who dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx?

What do you call a guy who doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor!

All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen.
The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the cr pes.

Velcro   what a rip off!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

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