More jokes to end the year on. Guess what? Another list of jokes submitted by someone other than me. Thanks for reading and sharing!
Happy New Year!
Ev
A Heck of A Nice Guy
Why aren't there Walgreen's in Afghanistan?
Because everything there is a Target! (Thanks to AH for this one!)
What did the boy melon say to the girl melon?
Sorry Honeydew I Cantalope! (Kudos to AH!)
A man walks into a psychiatrist office and says:
Doctor! I think I'm a dog. When I'm at home I eat like a dog, walk like a dog, and drink like a dog.
Can you help me?
Doctor says:
I can help you. Climb on my couch.
Man:
I can't! I'm not allowed!
(Bob and Brian on WHQG FM told this one. You know I used to work there?)
What mobile device do pirates like the most?
An aye-phone. (Thanks MT for this one)
How can you find out a pirate’s true name?
Check his aye-d. (Thanks MT for this one)
What does a pirate call a surgical mask?
An aye-patch. (You have to think about that one a while….Thanks again to MT! A consistent source of jokes over the years)
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