Sunday, December 30, 2012

December 2012 Jokes



More jokes to end the year on. Guess what? Another list of jokes submitted by someone other than me. Thanks for reading and sharing!
Happy New Year!
Ev
A Heck of A Nice Guy


Why aren't there Walgreen's in Afghanistan?
Because everything there is a Target! (Thanks to AH for this one!)

What did the boy melon say to the girl melon?
Sorry Honeydew I Cantalope! (Kudos to AH!)

A man walks into a psychiatrist office and says:
Doctor! I think I'm a dog. When I'm at home I eat like a dog, walk like a dog, and drink like a dog.
Can you help me?
Doctor says:
I can help you. Climb on my couch.
Man:
I can't! I'm not allowed!
(Bob and Brian on WHQG FM told this one. You know I used to work there?)

What mobile device do pirates like the most?
An aye-phone.  (Thanks MT for this one)

How can you find out a pirate’s true name?
Check his aye-d.  (Thanks MT for this one)

What does a pirate call a surgical mask?
An aye-patch.  (You have to think about that one a while….Thanks again to MT! A consistent source of jokes over the years)   

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