Sunday, January 30, 2011

January Jokes

Here are the jokes for January.
Enjoy!
Ev


How do you get down from an elephant?
-You don't. You get down from a goose!

How do you keep cool at a football game?
-Stand next to a fan!

Where can you buy railroad bubble gum?
-On a chew chew train!

What must you know to be an auctioneer?
-Lots!

What is the biggest ant?
-An Elephant!

Have you seen two feet of snow?

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