May 2012 Jokes

Every month on the 30th I publish a post with some punny jokes. Feel free to use them to brighten up your day or someone else's day.
As the header to this blog reads "with a  touch of humor."
Enjoy!
Ev
"A Heck of A Nice Guy"

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I just can't put it down.

                        
I did a theatrical performance about puns.

It was a play on words.

                     
They told me I had type-A blood,
but it was a Type-O.

Why were the Indians here first?
They had reservations.

We re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory.
I hope there's no pop quiz.

I didn't like my beard at first.
Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.