March 2013 Jokes

The jokes for this month are very timely if you have been following economics and religious news in February and March 2013. My thanks again to Mark T. for submitting these jokes. If you have jokes you want to submit feel free to post them or send them. They just have to be clean enough to tell your mother.
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A Heck of A Nice Guy

A physician, an engineer and an economist were discussing their professions and debating which was the most venerable and most established.  

The physician finally said “Just look at the beginning of the Bible.  God created man in his own image, and then created woman from a rib.  Obviously, God is a physician, the origin of medicine is traced to creation, and being a doctor is the most venerable and established profession.  The physician sat back, satisfied to have settled the point. 

The engineer said “Not so fast.  Turn back a few pages.  Everything was confusion and chaos, light was mixed with dark, the earth was without form, and everything was all mixed up with the firmament.  It was a mess.  God sorted out all the confusion by separating the heavens, creating the earth, and organizing everything.  It was the greatest engineering feat of all time.  Obviously, God was an engineer before turning to medicine, and engineering is the most venerable and established profession.  The physician conceded.  The engineer sat back, satisfied to have settled the point.  

The economist looked at them both and asked: “Who do you think created all that confusion and chaos?” 

And:

If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, they still would not reach a conclusion. 

And:

What do the Pope and the American people have in common?

As of March 1, they are both sequestered.