Tuesday, April 30, 2013

April Jokes 2013


Here are the jokes for April. Enjoy!
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A Heck of A Nice Guy

What mouse doesn't eat cheese?
A computer mouse!

What rating do pirate movies have?
ARRRRRRRGH!

What is the best year for a kangaroo?
A leap year!

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because the kids have to play inside!

What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!

What do you call a box of ducks?
A box of quackers!

Name six things smaller than an ant's mouth?
Six of it's teeth!





























1 comment:

  1. I think a sense of humor is CRITICAL to success. Love your jokes!!!

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