Tuesday, July 30, 2013

July 2013 Jokes


Jokes (Always clean enough to tell your mother):Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground Beef

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
Halfway!
(thanks to Fozzy Bear for that joke)


A man's dog is hit by a car, so he takes it to the vet.
The vet says,
"Sorry sir, but your dog is dead."
The owner, upset, says "I want a second opinion."
The vet opens the door and a labrador comes walking in.
The dog walks around the dead dog, then barks, then leaves the room.
The vet looks at the owner, of the dead dog, "Sorry sir, your dog is dead."
Still unsatisfied, the owner says I want a third opinion.
The vet walks to the door again and opens it, a cat comes in to the room and walks around the dead dog, then meows, and then leaves the room.
The vet again, turns to the owner, "Sorry sir, your dog is dead."
The owner turns and walks out of the room and up to the front desk, and gets the bill.
He became horrified at the price.
He turns to the vet, "$600 dollars? For what?"
The vet looks at the owner and says, "It would have been only 50 dollars for me, but you wanted the LAB test and CAT scan."

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Dax Obituary

We said goodbye to Dax today. The cat no one ever sees was 17 and raised from a little blind fur ball that didn't even know how to meow. He somehow found his way up three stories of stairs to find Julie and her cat Kafka who took him in one hot Arizona night. He loved running and sleeping. He could go from a dead sleep to 100 mph with one startling noise. Often times it was funny how he would be running so fast he couldn't stop on the hardwood floor and crash into something as his back end swung around while the front went straight (much like a loose race car). Many a time I witnessed him bounding up the staircase and maybe hitting one stair from top to bottom with his long leaping strides. He also slept with Julie every night purring her to sleep. When all was safe in the house, leave it to him to cater-wall till all hours of the morning. He could track down bugs with the best. I'll miss seeing him drink out of the bathtub. I'll miss hearing the sound of his bounding strides up the stairs. The crash of him hitting something while running. His weird purr, and most of all his singing at night. Now he can go play with Kafka, Tiger, his arch enemy Cosmo, and Snowball, the other half of "the brothers orange." Have fun. Thanks Dax. Love your family.

5 Signs You’re Interviewing a Committed Career Changer

I'm still on vacation, but I thought this was a good article and one that I have found true in my professional experience. Thanks Kazim Ladimeji!
Ev


We are now entering the age of the “career changer.” With high levels of redundancies and certain sectors being in terminal declineat a time when other sectors struggle to find talentthere represents a massive opportunity for job seekers to retrain and realign their skills to a new career in a high-demand industry.
Increasingly, employers will find career changer resumes landing on their desks. But, career changers do come with risks, the main one’s being will they adapt and are they in it for the long term? It’s important that employers are able to distinguish genuine career changers from the more superficial ones who may crash out of the new career at the first or second hurdle.
Below, I have set out five signs you are hiring a committed career changer as opposed to the less desirable alternative.

1. They are forthcoming and can justify why this career or industry is right for them. This means that they are able to clearly explain what skills, qualities and experiences that they have, which make them suited to this specific industry or job. They should be able to provide examples of where they have used these skills; how long they have used them for; how successful they were using these skills; and how satisfied they were doing this. Their cover letter, resume and interview should be squarely focused on knowing and exhibiting their transferable skills and linking them to specific relevant areas of your job and industry. A failure to do this shows an absence of forethought and planning and could indicate a lack of genuine interest, which may ultimately translate into a lack of commitment.

2. They can explain how they reached their decision to follow this career path. The most committed career changers will usually have made a calculated and informed reason to choose this career path and they should be able to explain their decision making process. Indicators of a good decision making process might be that they: conducted a Career Interest Test to check suitability, consulted a Career Coach, talked it through with a mentor, or consulted professionals within your business or industry etc…If applicants can’t explain their decision making process clearly, there is a good chance this is a whimsical, under informed decision and they are not a committed career changer.

3. They can explain why they abandoned their current career. You want to understand their level of resolution and how much they stick at things when they get tough. Did they just abandon their current career at the first sign of trouble or did they try to make it work? Was it a knee jerk response? You don’t want someone who lacks resolve as changing career requires resolve and adaptability, which means they could fail to show the necessary resolution in their new career. The most committed career changers will have balanced, considered reasoning for their decision to change career.

4. They have ambition, medium/long-term goals and vision. If they are truly committed to their new career path they are likely to have some clearly defined, realistic and informed medium/long-term career goals in terms of position, grade and salary. They should already have started on self-directed learning and cross training to supplement their new career and will have identified future training needs and when they should occur. The most genuine career changer will be going into it with open eyes and have a very detailed and informed visualization of the future. It’s very hard to fake this. Passion is also a good indicator but only if you are sure that it is informed and not based on ignorance.

5. They have done the financial planning. Career changes more often than not lead to a reduction in salary in the early days as the career changer finds their feet. Over the longer term, their earnings may be higher, lower or the same. Either way, the most genuine career changers will have checked that their new career path is economically viable and sustainable. They will have realistic earnings projections and will be able to explain how they’ll handle any shortfall from their earnings they might have received if continuing on their current career trajectory.
Genuine career changers have a lot to offer your business in these times of talent shortages. And by watching for these signs you have the best chance of distinguishing authentic career changers from the more whimsical, knee jerk, less informed and ultimately less employable alternative.

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Amazing Pictures

I'm on vacation today. Since I'm a pro photographer I thought you might enjoy these great shots from other photographers.
Amazing Pictures...enjoy viewing...
 Thanks!
Ev

Impressive Highways system above the Rainforest in Sao Paolo, Brazil



Dinner in the sky in Brussels, Belgium



Beijing International Airport, China



Super Moon rising above Sierra Nevada Sequoia National Park California, USA



The Amazing Stone Mirror in Istanbul , Turkey



Amazing view of Schwerin Castle, Germany



The water is so clear it looks like the boat is hovering! - Bora Bora Pearl Beach



Heart Island in mangrove delta of the Vaza-Barris River, Brazil




Escalator of the New World Trade Center





Airplanes rolling over highway at Leipzig-Halle Airport in Germany



Amazing walk at West Side of Taihang Mountain in Shanxi Province, China




Impressive Swim Pool Balconies at Bandra Ohm Residential Tower in Mumbai , India




Mesmerising American Falls, Bridle Veil Falls, people on Luna Island at Niagara Falls, NY & Rainbow Bridge, USA




Ferrari World Theme Park In Abu Dhabi , UAE




Amazing Corinthos Channel in Greece




Awesome Newly Opened Singapore Casino, Hotel & Theme Park - Dance of Laser Lights



World's Largest Ice Cave in Austria



The Streets of Monaco Yacht



World's first billion dollar house in Mumbai, India - 27 Floors Ambani Palace




Amazing Landwasser Viaduct Switzerland

Monday, July 15, 2013

Proofreading is a Dying Art!!

I'm on vacation this week.
This is true for proposals, resumes, and sometimes even this blog.
Thanks to Aleks for sending this in!
Ev


Proofreading is a Dying Art!!

 
  

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter 
I called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.
It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! 
They put in a correction the next day.  
  
I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny.   



Something Went Wrong in
Jet Crash, Expert Says 
      Really? Ya think?

Police Begin Campaign
to Run Down Jaywalkers 
Now that's taking things a bit far!
 

Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over  
       What a guy!   
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death 
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant  
See if that works any better than a fair trial!

War Dims Hope for Peace  
I can see where it might have that effect! 
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile 
   Ya think?!
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures  
      Who would have thought!
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide   
They may be on to something!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges  
      You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge  
     He probably IS the battery charge! 
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft  
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks  
       Do they taste like chicken?
****************************************

Local  High School
 Dropouts Cut in Half  
       Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors  
       Boy, are they tall! 
 *******************************************  
And the winner is....  
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead  
  
     Did I read that right? 
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Wednesday, July 10, 2013

When it Comes to Hiring, the Internet is the Problem, not the Solution

As someone who worked in the trenches at the beginning of the job board era I agree with the beginning of Lou's article. I'm not sure I agree with his arguments...yet...however he makes an interesting case.
Ev
A Heck of A Nice Guy

When it Comes to Hiring, the Internet is the Problem, not the Solution

I’d like to use this post to make the case that the Internet in general, and the job boards, in particular, are a primary cause of many of the unemployment problems we’re facing today. At the end of this post there’s a quick poll (see graph for current results) for you to either agree or disagree with these findings.
But in the beginning things were different …

Almost 25 years ago the job boards made their first appearance. Before then there really was a hidden market for jobs and for people. As a recruiter, I developed a deep Rolodex (see image if this term is new) of the best engineers, accountants and operations people in my area. (Actually, I built mine using Ashton-Tate’s DB IV on a TRS-80.) A good person was either in the file box or one phone call away. The search assignments I worked on, even if they once appeared in the newspaper classified ads for a day or two, were long forgotten a week or two later. Few other recruiters had access to either my candidates or the jobs I worked.



Candidates were different, too, and so was the application process. Of course, there were people who chased jobs, but it was painful then. You couldn’t just push a button. You actually had to work at finding a new job. It was physical. You needed a resume. You actually needed to put a resume into an envelope and mail it to someone. Some job-seekers even went to the library to look up company names and addresses in outdated directories and sent their resume directly to the department head who was no longer there. The waiting was interminable, but since not as many people applied, you usually received some personal acknowledgment.

Corporate recruiters didn’t exist back then, but it was the glory days for all of the independent contingency, agency and retained recruiters who were creating the market for the best jobs. In addition, the gate keepers were few, with hiring done directly by the hiring manager with some support from the HR department. Every manager had their favorite recruiters, and this was an important partnership. Job descriptions were also less formal. Most of the skills and experience requirements could be listed on a few lines of a 3X5 card, with the recruiter expected to know the real job requirements.
For the best fully-employed candidates, changing jobs in those days was a big deal. People didn’t switch jobs unless there was something fundamentally wrong with the one they had. Turnover was frowned upon. Aside from the physical activity involved, the decision to accept an offer was more carefully thought-out with all of the tradeoffs considered.

Ah … the good old days.

Things began to unravel with the emergence of the Internet and job boards in the early 1990s. Soon to follow were applicant tracking systems along with the emergence of the corporate recruiting department. This was the beginning of the end, with the failed promise to corporate America of filling jobs fast and at low cost. Then the government stepped in and created rules for reporting that switched the role of the corporate recruiting department from finding great people to ensuring compliance. Quality of hire was an afterthought, and as a result, the focus shifted further to filling jobs with the best person who applied, not the best person available.

As a result of 24/7 visibility and the promise of better jobs, candidates began to apply in droves. Rather than selecting the best 4-5 jobs to focus their physical efforts on, candidates could spend less time and apply to dozens, even hundreds of jobs, made even easier with the their custom job bots and shopping carts. This was advertised as a good thing.
As the dot com exploded so did salaries and turnover, as the barriers to changing jobs – as well as the stigma – came down. Of course with the explosion of candidates applying, companies were then forced to put up other barriers including more requirements, multi-page job descriptions that no one read, knock-out questions, and impersonal “thank you” templates. “Don’t call us, we’ll call you” was the new message as weeding out the weak, replaced hiring the best as HR’s operational goal.
So are we better off, or not? I’d vote for not. Here’s why:
  • The quality of people hired is certainly not any better and the cost is not significantly different. It might even be higher.
  • The current hiring process is a hugely expensive, it's admin, system and labor intensive, and it doesn’t work. It is less a job market today and more an impersonal data management process for the masses.
  • We’ve created two job markets, one for those who are career-oriented and the other for the rank-and-file. This is the one most people complain about, equivalent to the NFL’s and NBA’s “rent a vet” program. The career-oriented market is largely hidden and serviced by outside recruiters who still work closely with their hiring manager clients.
  • The rank-and-file market is transactional, force-fitting candidates into pre-defined roles with compensation and skills being the prime determinants of who gets hired. It’s all about “putting butts in seats,” as one industry leader publicly admitted.
  • The career-oriented market is a reminder of things past, more personal, less job-board based, jobs are modified to take advantage of the candidate’s strengths and the focus of making the selection balances the candidate’s and the company’s long- and short-term needs.
  • Things aren’t getting better, they’re just different. The best that can be said is that now we do the wrong things faster.
What’s your take on all of this? (Take the poll and comment below.) Are these just the cynical rumblings of an old timer who’s seen the good, the bad, and the good and bad again, or is there something more troubling here that meets the eye?
As for me, I’d rather look through my Rolodex and make a few phone calls.

Lou Adler (@LouA) is the creator of Performance-based Hiring and the author of the Amazon Top 10 business best-seller, Hire With Your Head (Wiley, 2007). His new book, The Essential Guide for Hiring & Getting Hired, (Workbench, 2013) has just been published.

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Twitter Resumes? Everet's June 2013 Newsletter

Greetings!

Thank you again for the opportunity to work with you!
April showers brought May showers which brought more June showers.
Maybe July will be drier?
I thought you might be interested in these topics from my blog.
There are other articles so feel free to search my blog for other topics you’re interested in.
  
Twitter Resumes?
  
Voicemail Strategies for Recruiters and Salespeople:

Funny Application Answers:

Jokes:


Thank you for everything! Have a great rest of June!

Everet Kamikawa
A Heck of A Nice Guy
Ev's Recruitment Answers blog

Monday, July 1, 2013

Four Things That Can Send Your Resume into the Trash




Nice to read another person that backs up what I teach in my resume class.
Thanks Charles!
Ev
Four Things That Can Send Your Resume into the Trash

You may be the perfect fit for a job -- but a hiring manager is never going to find that out if he trashes your resume after a mere glance. Even in this age of online professional networking, a great resume is still the foundation of a successful job search.  

It's common knowledge that spelling errors and grammatical bloopers are trash triggers (and these simple mistakes top many recruiters’ lists of resume pet peeves). But is there anything else that job seekers are unwittingly doing wrong? We asked some recruiting managers and career experts about the resume errors that cause them to crumple and toss a resume at first look -- and some of their answers may surprise you.

1. Your Resume Is Badly Formatted


Looks matter. Career expert Abby Kohut lists misaligned indentations and double spaces as a couple of the things that make a resume start to look like it belongs in the garbage. The fix? Use tabs for indents, and search your document for stray double spaces.

Also beware of being too creative. "I don't like it when I receive resumes with funky fonts," says Mona Abdel-Halim, co-founder of the Web-based resume tool Resunate, who echoed other experts we spoke to. "It is not professional and it makes the resume harder to read." When choosing resume fonts, opt ones that are widely used and readable, such as Calibri or Arial, and use no more than two fonts with their associated bold and italic styles.

2. Your Resume Is Immature

Other hiring managers we talked to said they had immediately trashed resumes with pictures on them -- for example, of cartoon character Bart Simpson (in the case of one applicant for a technical writing job) or of a kitten (an applicant for a customer service job). Cute resume additions like these are for kids -- not professionals.

3. Your Resume Is Too Templated

Longtime recruiter Mike Monroe says that unaltered, familiar resume templates from word-processing programs annoy him. "This won't automatically put you in the trash, but it tells me that you have put less thought into your resume than your competition," he says.

Jessica Campbell, an HR manager for talent agency Voices.com, says one of her pet peeves is "when a candidate has used a template resume," but hasn't updated it before sending it. (And if you use Word's Track Changes feature to edit your resume, make sure to accept all changes in the final version before submitting it.)

To prevent your resume from ending up in the trash for this reason, customize your resume for each job you apply for using the language of the job ad and highlighting your most relevant experience.

"When the resume is not tailored to the position, it shows you don't really understand what the employer is looking for and are just hoping your resume fits some of the criteria,” says career expert Heather Huhman, author of Lies, Damned Lies & Internships: The Truth About Getting from Classroom to Cubicle. “To avoid this mistake, show the employer how you fit those [criteria] through your previous experience, skills and expertise."

4. Your Resume Is Sneaky

Kohut says she immediately distrusts people whose resumes have no dates on them. “Gaps are not a problem,” she says. “The problem is when you try to be deceptive."

David S. Williams, founder and CEO of salary consultancy SpringRaise, agrees, saying that if you are or have been unemployed, don’t try to hide it. “You may be doing yourself a disservice because you may be a strong candidate for a position, but you tried to hide your current status," he says.

A better tactic is to be straightforward on your resume, and then use your cover letter to tell the story of your career's progress -- including information about how you maximized your time away from the 9-to-5 routine. And do remember to write a cover letter -- not doing so is another guaranteed way to get your resume thrown into the trash, according to the experts.