Why do melons have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why did the frog cross the road?
He tied himself to a chicken!
What makes music on your head?
A head band!
What is green and pecks on a tree?
Woody Wood Pickle!
When does a detective carry an umbrella?
When he's undercover!
What kind of birds always stick together?
Vel Crows!
Why did the baby ghost cry?
Because it had a boo-boo!
What store do dogs refuse to go to?
Flea Markets!
Where do cows go to have fun?
The moo-vies!
Why was the policeman in bed?
Because he was an undercover cop!
Thanks for reading and laughing!
Ev
A Heck of A Nice Guy
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