February 2014 Jokes

This month features true riddles. In the spirit of Frank Gorshin, the Riddler on Batman, have fun with these!
Ev
A Heck of Nice Guy

If three cats catch three mice in three minutes, how many cats would be needed to catch 100 mice in 100 minutes?
The same three cats would do. Since these three cats are averaging one mouse per minute, given 100 minutes, the cats could catch 100 mice.



Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
Because they were all married and not single.



How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Only one time. After that, you would be subtracting from 20.


Dave and Brad, two popular politicians, met at a club to discuss the overthrow of their party leader. They each ordered a vodka on the rocks. Brad downed his and ordered another. He then drank his second in a gulp and decided to wait before he ordered a third. Meanwhile, Dave, who was sipping his drink, suddenly fell forward dead. Both men were setup for an assassination. Why did Dave die and Brad live?
Both Dave and Brad were given drinks with poisoned ice cubes. Brad drank his drinks so quickly that the ice didn't have time to melt and release the poison.


If a wheel has 64 spokes,
how many spaces are there
between the spokes?
64.
The space that comes after the 64th spoke,
would be just before the first spoke.

When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.

A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?
Who said this happened during the night?