June 2014 Jokes

Longtime client and contributor MT comes through again with a great set of puns.

Thanks MT!

Enough of my being Sirius. 

1.     I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

2.     When chemists die, they barium.

3.     Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

4.     I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

5.     How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

6.     I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

7.     This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

8.     I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

9.     I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

Thanks for laughing!
Ev
A Heck of A Nice Guy