What did the baby shark do when it got lost?
It whaled!
Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle!
Where do young fish go every morning?
To their school!
Why do pigs write a lot of letters to each other?
Because they are Pen pals!
Why was the elephant mad at the hotel bellhop?
Because he dropped his trunk!
A policeman saw a woman walking down the street with a hippo.
He said to the woman, "Ma'am you need to take that hippo to the zoo.
The next day the policeman saw the woman again walking the hipppo.
He told her, "Ma'am I thought I told you yesterday to take that hippo to the zoo.?!"
The woman said, "I did take him to the zoo and today we're going to the movies!"
Happy New Year!
Ev
A Heck of A Nice Guy
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