Here are the jokes for November.
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"A Heck of A Nice Guy"
-Did you hear about the man who walked into a screen door. He strained himself!
-Did you hear about the guy on the operating table who thought he 'kicked the bucket?' To his relief he only turned a little 'pail'.
-An American was going for a job interview in the English countryside and on the way out he asked a local farmer for directions, "Excuse me dude, could you possibly tell me the quickest way to London?" The farmer said: "You driving or walking, lad?" The American replied: "Driving." The farmer nodded, saying: "Yup, definitely the quickest way."
-What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? .........Polaroids!
-Thanks to JQ for submitting this one!
-Two dogs meet each other in the park. The first dog says, "Hi, I'm Rover. What's your name?" The other dog says, "I don't know, but I think it's 'Down Boy'."
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