Here are the jokes for December.
We close out 2010. Onwards to 2011!
Thank you for reading and enjoying the jokes and the blog this year!
Ev
"A Heck of A Nice Guy"
> A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher.
> The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
> The drunk shouts, "Yes, oi am."
> So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
> He pulls him back and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"
> The drunk replies, "No, oi haven't found Jesus!"
> The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him again but for a little longer.
> He again pulls him out of the water and asks, "Have you found Jesus, me
brother?"
> The drunk answers, "No, oi haven't found Jesus!"
> By this time, the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk again -- but
this time
holds him down for about 30 seconds, and when he begins kicking his
arms and legs about, he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, "For
the love of God, have you found Jesus?"
>
(get ready for this.....)
> The drunk staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water, catches
his breath, and says to the preacher,
> "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
We close out 2010. Onwards to 2011!
Thank you for reading and enjoying the jokes and the blog this year!
Ev
"A Heck of A Nice Guy"
> A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher.
> The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
> The drunk shouts, "Yes, oi am."
> So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
> He pulls him back and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"
> The drunk replies, "No, oi haven't found Jesus!"
> The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him again but for a little longer.
> He again pulls him out of the water and asks, "Have you found Jesus, me
brother?"
> The drunk answers, "No, oi haven't found Jesus!"
> By this time, the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk again -- but
this time
holds him down for about 30 seconds, and when he begins kicking his
arms and legs about, he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, "For
the love of God, have you found Jesus?"
>
(get ready for this.....)
> The drunk staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water, catches
his breath, and says to the preacher,
> "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips
THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.
NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.
SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS..
THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.
THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.
YOU
DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT COMING DID YOU? --
THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.
NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.
SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS..
THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.
THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.
YOU
DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT COMING DID YOU? --
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