Friday, September 30, 2011

September Jokes

Here are the jokes to lighten up your day!
Thank you for reading!
Ev
"A Heck of A Nice Guy"


First Employee: Is your job secure?
Second Employee: Oh yes. It is me they can do without!

Why are elephants wrinkled?
Have you ever tried to iron one?

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the lightbulb.
(I don't get this one at all-Ev)

Did you hear about the psychic amnesiac?
He knew in advance what whe was going to forget!

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