Friday, December 30, 2011

December Jokes 2011


You've been waiting all month!
Here are some jokes to tell at your New Years parties:


What do the 2011 Green bay Packers, Chicago Bears, and Minnesota Vikings all have in common?
They're all sitting out the first round of the playoffs!

Why don't most blind people skydive?
Because it scares the dogs!

What do dogs and trees have in common?
Bark

What is a vampire's favorite food?
NECKtarines

What do you get when you cross a detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones

What do you need to know to be an auctioneer?
Lots

Thanks for reading and laughing!
Happy New Year!
Ev
"A Heck of A Nice Guy"

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