Here are the jokes for this month. Always clean enough to tell your mother.
For the first time, all the jokes are ones submitted by readers.
Thank you!
IF you have any jokes to share for the next month please feel free to leave a comment!
Enjoy!
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When chemists die, they barium. (thanks to W.F. for this one)
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. (and to W.F. for this one)
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. (yet another W.F. gem)
My bother is a professional boxer.”
“Heavyweight?”
“No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death.”
“Heavyweight?”
“No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death.”
(Thanks to JQ for this one)
(Thanks to M.P. for the above)
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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