Here are this month's jokes.
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A Heck of A Nice Guy
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
A: Because Donald ducked.
What has 72 arms and 36 heads an has an I.Q. of 12?
A redneck bar on friday night
Q: Why did Florida orange growers offer O.J. Simpson $3 million?
A: To change his name to Apple Juice.
Q: How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, that's a Facilities problem.
A Dell employee got busted for pot in Manhattan recently. Many lawmakers are surprisingly upset, as they have always pushed the view that marijuanna is a Gateway drug.
Q: What two words contain the most letters?
A: Post Office.
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