I'm no longer including jokes as part of the blog posts because they get republished on different sites. I know many of you look forward to reading the jokes so I'm posting them on one blog post of the 30th of each month.
If you have any that you would like to share, please email them to me, however they have to be clean enough to tell your mother!
Jokes:
-Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
-A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
-A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
-Did you hear about the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
-If you saw the Packers vs. Vikings Game on 10/24/2010 you'll get this joke:
Wondered if you had seen the news from the NFL regarding Brett Favre. In addition to being the only quarterback to complete his first pass to himself, they announced he is the first quarterback in NFL history to record his own sack.
(Thanks to M.T. for submitting this joke!)
