June 2012 Jokes

How did Moses make his tea?
Hebrew it! (Thanks to A.H. for providing me with this one!)

Why did the frustrated iPod's user change it's name to Titanic.

So it could start syncing.

What happens to chemists when they die?
 They barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.

He says he can stop any time.

Did you hear about the guy who stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

It dawned on him.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,

but I'd never met herbivore.

Thank you for reading!
Ev
"A Heck of A Nice Guy"